The product listing insists these plastic hellcubes will impress my friends, but none of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I don’t think it’ll work.
ALL of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I’m buying 36 packs so I can create a perimeter of distraction and then maybe I can finally get some sleep around here. This probably raises more questions then it answers, so here’s a freebie: I like the babies better because they don’t have teeth.
Story time, kids. It’s time for some things to finally be cleared up.
I WUZ DAT LIL BOY..AFTUR MY MON SPANXD ME I PRUTEN 2 B DED 2 SCUR HUR BUT SHE RELY BELEVED ME N DEN SHE CLIME DA BRIDJ WE LIV UNNER N JUMPD OFF… IM SO SRRY MOMMY I WUS JUS PRETENDIN MOMMY I LUV U 5EVER….
REPOST DIS IF U CREY ERVY TIEM. in like ten minutes. Or her ghost will eat your face skin and also UR BF WILL DUMP U 4 SHANNON!!!!!!!1!