May 20, 2012 • 103 notes • theworstthingsforsale
theworstthingsforsale: After a long day, I love to relax with a nice cold glass of 48 FLASHING LED ICE CUBES!!! The product listing insists these plastic hellcubes will impress my friends, but none of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I don’t think it’ll work. ALL of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I’m buying 36 packs so I can create a perimeter of distraction and then maybe I can finally get some sleep around here. This probably raises more questions then it answers, so here’s a freebie: I like the babies better because they don’t have teeth.

theworstthingsforsale:

After a long day, I love to relax with a nice cold glass of 48 FLASHING LED ICE CUBES!!!

The product listing insists these plastic hellcubes will impress my friends, but none of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I don’t think it’ll work.

ALL of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I’m buying 36 packs so I can create a perimeter of distraction and then maybe I can finally get some sleep around here. This probably raises more questions then it answers, so here’s a freebie: I like the babies better because they don’t have teeth.

February 23, 2012
Story time, kids. It’s time for some things to finally be cleared up. I WUZ DAT LIL BOY..AFTUR MY MON SPANXD ME I PRUTEN 2 B DED 2 SCUR HUR BUT SHE RELY BELEVED ME N DEN SHE CLIME DA BRIDJ WE LIV UNNER N JUMPD OFF… IM SO SRRY MOMMY I WUS JUS PRETENDIN MOMMY I LUV U 5EVER…. REPOST DIS IF U CREY ERVY TIEM. in like ten minutes. Or her ghost will eat your face skin and also UR BF WILL DUMP U 4 SHANNON!!!!!!!1!

Story time, kids. It’s time for some things to finally be cleared up.

I WUZ DAT LIL BOY..AFTUR MY MON SPANXD ME I PRUTEN 2 B DED 2 SCUR HUR BUT SHE RELY BELEVED ME N DEN SHE CLIME DA BRIDJ WE LIV UNNER N JUMPD OFF… IM SO SRRY MOMMY I WUS JUS PRETENDIN MOMMY I LUV U 5EVER….

REPOST DIS IF U CREY ERVY TIEM. in like ten minutes. Or her ghost will eat your face skin and also UR BF WILL DUMP U 4 SHANNON!!!!!!!1!

January 26, 2012 • 1 note
Terrible 80’s workout video girl. Dedicated to Hannah.

Terrible 80’s workout video girl. Dedicated to Hannah.

September 4, 2011
Me and Hannah like drawing sexy elves, therefore every Saturday from now until Kingdom Come will be Sexy Elf Saturday. “But this one is happening on a Sunday!” You might say. “Shut your damn mouth, I was busy,” is my silky reply.

Me and Hannah like drawing sexy elves, therefore every Saturday from now until Kingdom Come will be Sexy Elf Saturday.

“But this one is happening on a Sunday!” You might say.

“Shut your damn mouth, I was busy,” is my silky reply.

August 24, 2011

We’re streaming!

click it baby

August 23, 2011 • 1 note
yeah, it isn’t colored and stuff, but I really loved Todd’s comic, and felt I had to follow it up somehow.

yeah, it isn’t colored and stuff, but I really loved Todd’s comic, and felt I had to follow it up somehow.

August 4, 2011

I think I have our twitter working now.

August 4, 2011
Written by Todd (Age 8)

Written by Todd (Age 8)

August 4, 2011

Hey babygirl

*sips Bacardi*

Yo baby, I know we had a kicking time last night, but it’s time Le Ranch spreads our wings, you know what I mean? I’ll still be here, babygirl, don’t pout. I’m just stretching into deviantArt territory, you know? It’ll still be good, don’t you worry. I’ll love you all night too, when applicable.

You can catch us if you wanna mix a little too, you know what I mean, babygirl?

Later.

*slips on kanye rims and walks out*

August 2, 2011 • 1 note
This is our relationship. Pretty much.

This is our relationship. Pretty much.