Burst put a laugh.
A Ranch Had Prawns
Brilliance to make falcons weep!
A Ranch Had Prawns is the sketch blog of Todd and Hannah. We like to draw, you like to watch, all of our moms will be happy. You DO love your mom, don't you?
I guess I had better put this here.
After a long day, I love to relax with a nice cold glass of 48 FLASHING LED ICE CUBES!!!
The product listing insists these plastic hellcubes will impress my friends, but none of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I don’t think it’ll work.
ALL of my friends are raccoons or babies, so I’m buying 36 packs so I can create a perimeter of distraction and then maybe I can finally get some sleep around here. This probably raises more questions then it answers, so here’s a freebie: I like the babies better because they don’t have teeth.
Story time, kids. It’s time for some things to finally be cleared up.
I WUZ DAT LIL BOY..AFTUR MY MON SPANXD ME I PRUTEN 2 B DED 2 SCUR HUR BUT SHE RELY BELEVED ME N DEN SHE CLIME DA BRIDJ WE LIV UNNER N JUMPD OFF… IM SO SRRY MOMMY I WUS JUS PRETENDIN MOMMY I LUV U 5EVER….
REPOST DIS IF U CREY ERVY TIEM. in like ten minutes. Or her ghost will eat your face skin and also UR BF WILL DUMP U 4 SHANNON!!!!!!!1!
Terrible 80’s workout video girl. Dedicated to Hannah.
Me and Hannah like drawing sexy elves, therefore every Saturday from now until Kingdom Come will be Sexy Elf Saturday.
“But this one is happening on a Sunday!” You might say.
“Shut your damn mouth, I was busy,” is my silky reply.